Ardery Blizzards

(11-Jan-1997)
Forecasters

Dear Caseyites and other readers,
It's Saturday morning 11 January, and the weather is as shitty as it is supposed to be to trigger the start of a new Ardery Blizzard. From our Dutch Oven windows we can see the Big Red Taxi sitting out the winds near the Frazier Islands. Occasionally Aurora's silhouette disappears in snowshowers. We hope it comes in to Casey soon, but looking at the winds it may take some time. So, in the middle of the packing-panic we trust there is a little time left to share again with you the most recent Ardery news and gossip.

FORECASTERS
Recent study on Ardery Island suggests that Southern Fulmars may be reliable weatherforecasters. All non-breeding birds left the colonies on Thursday and Friday, well before the bad weather of Friday-night arrived. Similar suggestion of mass-departure before bad weather was observed earlier on. In the light of recent budget-cuts, the Antarctic Division is currently considering potential savings from replacing human Met-staff by much cheaper Fulmars.

HEAT-WAVE
Daily maximum temperatures in the Casey area seem to reach 2 to 3 degrees Celsius each day in the last few weeks. To the Dutch Oven crew this seems like a heat-wave as in Holland a frost period with temperatures in the order of minus 10 to 15 persists. Last weekend, the famous 'Elfstedentocht' (Eleven-City-Tour) took place. This is a skating contest over 200 km along eleven towns in the north of Holland, only possible during real cold winters, as the ice needs to be strong enough to carry the thousands of participants as well as huge crowds of public.

STRANGERS IN TOWN
Some weeks ago, the Ardery birdo's captured an Antarctic Petrel in the study area on Ardery Island wearing a leg-band that was not of local origin. Information has been received today from the ABBBS (the Australian Bird and Bat Banding Scheme - don't you like the name?!) that the bird was banded as a chick on Filla Island, one of the Rauer Islands near Davis, in 1984. Settlement of strangers in the Ardery colonies seems to be fairly common as earlier on two Antarctic Petrels from Haswell Island near Mirny station were found to nest here, and a Snow Petrel from Terre Adelie was found as well. For tubenosed seabirds this is an unusual sense of travel, as they are normally considered to be loyal to the colony where they have been born.

GASLEAK
As soon as he had arrived on Ardery, Casey plumber Trevor, replacing Jeroen on Ardery during New Year celebrations, started running in and around the Dutch Oven cabins with mysterious equipment. At first this seemed like a bit of professional madness to the Ardery locals. However, within 10 minutes the fancy machine that Trevor was nosing around with, started making horrible screaming sounds indicating a gas-leak (no, not because of human gas formation inside; the leak was real gas outside). After a quick repair by Trevor all was ok. Later on Trevor proved to be multi-professional because he did a very good job with the bird colony checks, cooking, cleaning etc later on.

OLIEBOLLEN
During New Years Eve, traditional Dutch 'Oliebollen' were prepared in the Dutch Ovens, as well as on station by Jeroen. In Holland these are prepared only once a year (probably because they are too fat and filling to eat more often?). All oliebollen were eaten by the Caseyites. We hope that's not because of Australian politeness... usually in Holland many are left over.

S2
Photo Jan and Willem near HagglundJan and Willem got a 'crash-course' in driving Hagglunds on GPS and radar during an nightly trip to S2 in early January. Drifting snow completely iced up the windows of the vehicle. In spite of the sometimes rather zigzag like driving by Willem and Jan, good instructions by Andrew and Anthony prevented that any cane, or worse, was hit. Going down in S2 was quite an experience for Jan, who suffers a slight touch of claustrophobia. The narrow ice corridors 15 m below the surface were a recommendable, but not to be repeated experience to him. Willem and Anthony showed less signs of discomfort, but were nearly as quick out of the deep darkness as well.

DREAM-TEAM
The Ardery Island birdo's want it to be recorded that the Casey support to their program (and jollies) is just great. Rubber boat taxis are running off and on, bringing replacement personnel and goodies whenever wanted. All sorts of support by chef, tradies, mets, Casey boffins, sheriffs and anyone else are often offered before even asked for. Life is easy for a fieldparty with such a dream-team taking care of you.
Thanks!

!!!!!!!LATEST NEWS!!!!!!!

FIRED
Rumours go that two of the Ardery Blizzard reporters have been fired because of slack behaviour, too much jollying, and too few bird articles in the Ardery Blizzard. They seem to be leaving on V4. The director of the Antarctic Division refused comments, but apparently already has assigned a new reporter by the name of Olly. In response to the allegations, Willem, confined to within Casey Station limits, said that jollies were not for fun, but to supply the Blizzard readers with a good diversity of news items. To stress this point he argued that Jan nearly wetted his pants with fear when going into the dark and narrow depths of S2, but courageously went on in the line of duty. Jan, unwilling to accept being sent home, apparently is hiding on Ardery Island, but a search party is being organized and there is little chance of him escaping V4. The next Ardery Blizzard will give further details.
Jan, Jeroen and Willem

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